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Pamela Anderson is a Phelps Hag
By Cara | August 26, 2008
Pamela Anderson must have run out of shellac or something. She is looking quite haggard. Bitch is only 41!
We all knew Pam was a cougar and would hump anything with a pulse and a penis, but now she is after Michael Phelps. These days you are either searching for his Speedos on eBay or denying that you have seen his golden…ahem..medal. Who denies that by the way? Seriously? If someone started the rumor that I rode the backstroke of Mikey, I would be screaming it from the nearest mountain.
Anyway…Pam went and told anyone who would listen about her fondness of his “arms.”
“Swimmer’s bodies are the best and he is the best of the best. He really is. It’s the way he shakes his arms out before he jumps in the pool.”
He has arms?
What Others Said:
Babble: “Yes, of course, all she’s looking at, are his arms. His long arms.”
Topics: Pamela Anderson, Wired Gossip |
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2 Responses to “Pamela Anderson is a Phelps Hag”
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August 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am
OMG……. At first glance I thought it was Tammy Faye! Poor, Poor Michael Phelps may never live this one down.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
You know Pammy has such a pretty natural lip line, why is she outlining in such an unatatual way? A strange clownish thing that is so unesscessary. I doubt 99% of the stories about Phelps are even true, he’s such a homely boy, he best pick the best of the litter while he’s still hot. I don’t see many women sticking around for this one.