Umm…. I am not even going to beat around the bush….errr…I mean ….well… I can see his wobbley bit!

Why didn’t someone tell him? Where is his mother to point out that his manhood is clearly visible? Then again….why am I being ungrateful and questioning this? Michael Phelps peen photos are probably on high demand for all the cougars and bi-curious men out there.

Some real news regarding the swimming wonder, he has landed on the cover of the new issue of “Sports Illustrated.” Phelps has taken home 8 gold medals from this years summer Olympics in Beijing and blew Mark Spitz’s 7 medal record out of the water. His cover is to rival that of the 1972 Spitz photo.

Mike and his gold medal encrusted rump are said to be worth up to $100 million in endorsement deals. His agent affirms that he is getting around 50 offers on a daily basis to pimp goods. (And probably offers that involve a cup and Phelps’ baby juice.) So far he has been tapped by Speedo and Nike is also throwing numbers his way. Everyone loves this guy and his butter-face. An overzealous fan or perhaps his mom disguised as a fan with too much time on her hands has even dedicated a site to how Phelps is the Jesus of swimming. Here are some “facts” from their site.

1.Water drinks Michael Phelps.
2.Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.
3.Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes. Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.
4.Michael Phelps is the only species on earth that is on the Danger List.
5.Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic he came across mermaids who thought he was just a myth.
6.Ancient Greeks used to sacrifice 100 cows to Poseidon who would then turn around and sacrifice them to Michael Phelps.
7.Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.
8.There is no need to save the whales, Michael Phelps has saved them all.
9.Michael Phelps caught Moby Dick. He then let him go because he is just that awesome.
10.Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.

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