Apparently crazy runs through the McConaughey blood like beer and Twinkies runs through mine. Someone gave Matthew’s mom, Kay McConaughey, a book deal and she delivers a slightly disturbing account of her last moments with her husband.

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!”

Then to make you further upchuck your coffee she left him naked for paramedics to envy.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift.”

I know that several of my friends adore Matty despite his abhorrence of deodorant, crazy naked bongo merriment and confused surfer/southern drawl. But the apple doesn’t fall far from the crazy tree. Just sayin’.

What Others Said:

Dlisted- “It’s nice to hear that crazy runs through the veins of the entire McConaughey family. I’m sure they also share the same bong too.”

Celeb Parasite- “Wow, I wish I was Kay’s husband. First, she kills him with her vagina, and then she shows his penis to paramedics. Yeah, that’s how I wanna go too.”

[Us Weekly]