This is the result of too much air? Looks more like granny escaped from Shady Pines.

Madonna hit up the airport in Berlin in her best robe. Wait…strike that. Where is the glitter and two dragons encircling her name? This is like some “Bed, Bath and Beyond” crap. Regardless her gym shoes and granny robe ensemble flew out of Germany after performing in Olympiastadium. (No, that isn’t some kind of Bush-ism, it is an actual place in Berlin.)

During her concert she would slip off stage to hit up some oxygen. It is technically called “bio-doping,” but that is just a fancy name for bitch taking a breather. I utlize this technique after climbing stairs or eating pasta. Meanwhile, her hubby is back at home taking the kiddies out to random pubs.

Guy Ritchie was seen leaving the “Punchbowl” pub in London’s Mayfair with sons Rocco and David. The nanny schlepped the children out of the bar following a smiling Guy around 10 pm. The couple co-own the bar, but seriously…..he has a baby…. in bar!

[Daily Mail]