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Madonna’s Oxygen Overdose, Guy’s Bar Adventures with the Kids
By Cara | August 29, 2008
This is the result of too much air? Looks more like granny escaped from Shady Pines.
Madonna hit up the airport in Berlin in her best robe. Wait…strike that. Where is the glitter and two dragons encircling her name? This is like some “Bed, Bath and Beyond” crap. Regardless her gym shoes and granny robe ensemble flew out of Germany after performing in Olympiastadium. (No, that isn’t some kind of Bush-ism, it is an actual place in Berlin.)
During her concert she would slip off stage to hit up some oxygen. It is technically called “bio-doping,” but that is just a fancy name for bitch taking a breather. I utlize this technique after climbing stairs or eating pasta. Meanwhile, her hubby is back at home taking the kiddies out to random pubs.
Guy Ritchie was seen leaving the “Punchbowl” pub in London’s Mayfair with sons Rocco and David. The nanny schlepped the children out of the bar following a smiling Guy around 10 pm. The couple co-own the bar, but seriously…..he has a baby…. in bar!
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2 Responses to “Madonna’s Oxygen Overdose, Guy’s Bar Adventures with the Kids”
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August 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Oh come on Queen Madonna can’t do it all.. She must be exposing herself while coochie dancing for her fans. It is her god given talent and main calling in life to be controversal and hedonistic. Who the hell cares about what happens to them brats at home, if she can do that for the world and increase her wealth and power, ya know?
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 am
True….I guess someone has to bring home the scratch to buy Guy a pony.