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Lohan VS Federline Will Box For Fame
By Karen | August 25, 2008
OK, Lord take me now, as I have seen it all. Michael Lohan, yes the father of Firecrotch, and Kevin Federline, the sperm donor for Britney Spears are going to enter the ring. No they aren’t having some weird gay marriage, I mean they are boxing. I know! This is not something I thought up while knocking back a few either. Lohan said:
“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity. It’s serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association. I don’t care who it is; it’s for charity. I’ve been beaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.”
This just gets stranger; they are ‘celebrity dads’? Gag… but hey, I wouldn’t mind seeing either one of them get a nice beat down. So who do you think will win? Maybe Mikey picked up some mad boxing skills in prison? Maybe beating up on Brit in court got his blood pumping and K-Fed will knock his block off. Where did they come up with the idea for these losers slap fighting? Were the Olsen twins already booked elsewhere?
Lohan’s girlfriend Erin allegedly wants to box too. Her 15 minutes of fame are fading fast, so she’s gotta grab what she can. You will never guess who this chick wants to box…Debbie Gibson. Remember her?
The only winner I can see in this boxing farce is the Long Islands Fight for Charity. But don’t get too excited about this, Federline’s reps are saying that he knows nothing about the fight. Trying to weasel out all ready?
Topics: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
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