Lindsay Lohan‘s girlfriend Samantha Ronson is planning to write a tell-all about her life.

Michael Lohan found out about the supposed tell-all and issued this statement:

“She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”

Well surprisingly, Lindsay has issued her own statement to Access Hollywood:

“He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.”

When will this man ever learn?!? He’s just pushing his daughter away from him — give this man time, all of his children will hate him… just like the rest of us.

What others said:

• Dlisted says, “I think the working title is called “How To Bag A HoHan In 20 Steps.” Step 1 through 5 probably involve illegal substances, leggings, orange grease and cotton gussets.”