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Lindsay Lohan’s Vag Like Disney World
By Cara | August 20, 2008
Or more like Space Mountain….everyone has had a ride but found it over overrated. Regardless, she is currently being a lesbian with Samantha Ronson and has been keeping her crabs confined to her for a few days and is now bored. According to new rumors she is bedding another woman whom she has had a friendship with.
If that didn’t make your skin crawl, Lindsay Lohan is also after Michael Phelps. Billy Bush of Access Hollywood is text buddies with Lohan and after hearing that Phelps’ mother was going to be on the show she sent a little message.
“Tell him he’s fucking amazing, and I want to meet him.”
Then Bush got the bright idea to try and give Mama Phelps an ulcer.
“Billy showed Mama a text to her son from actress Lindsay Lohan. Billy handed his Blackberry to Mama for her to read Lindsay’s message to Michael, and her reaction was priceless.
“Pardon the language but…” Billy said as he showed her the text. Mama Phelps’ usually jubilant face turned horrified. “OK, Lindsay!!! — Delete! Delete! Delete!” Lindsay’s crime? Telling her son he’s, ‘bleepin’ amazing’!”
Of course she wants him to rescue her from the bleach blonde scary lesbian imprisonment. We all want to make flipper babies with him!
[City Rag]
Topics: Celebrity Couples, Lindsay Lohan, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
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