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Kylie Minogue is a rainbow disaster

By MrsJ | August 8, 2008

Kylie Minogue went to her local bar looking like a regurgitated rainbow.

Kylie Minogue

A regurgitated rainbow that needs a bra.  Girlfriend, please.  A belt is never a substitute for supportive undergarments.  Both of those sad little tatas look like they’re just giving up on life and are just planning a long retirement down south.

Source: [Daily Mail - Isn't pint-sized Kylie a little overdressed for the pub?]

Topics: Kylie Minogue, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |


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5 Responses to “Kylie Minogue is a rainbow disaster”

  1. Rhianna Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 4:15 am

    The dress is terrible, I agree. However, I thought humans had 5 toes? I only count 4 on Kylie’s foot. Can you imagine the pain those ugly shoes are causing by rearranging her digit anatomy?

  2. Cara Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 6:54 am

    Call me crazy, but I like this dress. I think it is very Kylie. She steps out of the box and thinks with a fashion forward mind. It’s perfect for her and her personality.

  3. Anuschka Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    I like the dress too - I am only wearing black on the inside - I am an emo and not showing it most of the time - cause it’s only a feeling not a lifestyle for me ;-)

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  5. Bex Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    I think she looks fab! Love the dress and the shoes!

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