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Katie Price is actually a white woman
By MrsJ | August 6, 2008
Just in case any of you were confused, Katie Price (aka Jordan, aka ‘Sizzle Tits’ according to my friends in England and, no, I didn’t ask them why they call her that) is actually a white woman.
Katie is in the US to get her boobies reduced again after her first operation was a bust. (Ha! That kind of comedy gold is born, not made). She will, apparently, be getting them reduced so that she looks less like a rotisserie chicken with bolt-on borg boobies and more like a rotisserie chicken with a skin disease. Fair trade, I say.
Fly please, Peter.
Source: [Daily Stab - Katie Jordan Price gets another boob job]
Topics: Jordan "Katie Price", Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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