Just in case any of you were confused, Katie Price (aka Jordan, aka ‘Sizzle Tits’ according to my friends in England and, no, I didn’t ask them why they call her that) is actually a white woman. 

Katie is in the US to get her boobies reduced again after her first operation was a bust.  (Ha!  That kind of comedy gold is born, not made).  She will, apparently, be getting them reduced so that she looks less like a rotisserie chicken with bolt-on borg boobies and more like a rotisserie chicken with a skin disease.  Fair trade, I say. 

Fly please, Peter. 

Source: [Daily Stab - Katie Jordan Price gets another boob job]