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Jennifer Lopez Wants Michael Phelps Dead
By Cara | August 20, 2008
Oooooo! Michael Phelps has spent too much time in the spotlight. You know Jennifer Lopez will cut a bitch. While pimping herself she deemed her being able to run after giving birth 6 months ago more important than Phelps setting world records and winning a plethora of gold medals.
“Lopez, who appeared on “Good Morning America” Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
You know if the two were put in room together she would be screaming: “Bitch get out of spotlight and step away from my snack packs!”
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Michael Phelps is known for being a superhuman who pretty much conquered the impossible, and JLo is known for being a former Fly Girl with a fat ass.”
Jen Lancaster- “So, on the one hand, yay her for losing her baby bulk which had to be difficult if my experience with attempting to shed cupcake weight is any indication and even though she has the means and wherewithal to hire every single professional in the world to help her with this quest.
And on the other hand, WHO WANTS TO HOLD HER DOWN WHILE I PUNCH HER?”
[MSNBC]
Topics: Celebrity Crime, Jennifer Lopez, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
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5 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez Wants Michael Phelps Dead”
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August 20th, 2008 at 9:39 am
How ignorant can you get?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:36 am
That sounds bogus to me. I don’t believe it.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:28 am
wtf. self-centered much..??
August 25th, 2008 at 8:01 am
[...] What? The bitch cuts her foot and this is news? Don’t you remember that Jennifer Lopez is running a [...]
August 28th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
and we should care about her losing weight and training for a triathlon? oh big deal…women lose baby weight all the time. and yeah, now your training for a triathlon, but Michael Phelps has been training for the Olympics since the last one (4 years). I think he’s put in more work than you have.
i can’t stand jennifer lopez. she’s just mad cuz no one cares about her anymore.