Surprise, surprise. Jennifer Aniston and Johan Mayer broke up. Dunzo. Splitsville. Finite. Can’t say I am clutching the pearls on that relationship end. Mayer is looking for a piece of ass of the month while Jen is looking for someone to fertilize her eggs and have triplets.

But why the broke up is another issue. Most say Mayer dumped Aniston because she is obviously wanting to get married and setup a baby factor in her uterus.

“A source close to 30-year-old John said: “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.”

New rumors are starting to brew that Jen dumped Mayer. According to word on the street, her dogs hated John. *NOTE: Dogs are said to have a great judgment of character…. just saying.*

“We’re hearing the dogs, especially Norman (the little one) was a John hater, and Jen loves that pooch.”

I doubt it’s true, but hey…I too would choose the company of a K-9, cat, parrot, gerbil, hamster, goldfish or pet rock over John Mayer.

[TMZ]