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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Paradox of Ugly Hot
By Cara | August 12, 2008
Here we have Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless and a bit hairy for his new movie “Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.”
It is confusing to my sensitive man-dar. The shaggy hair is something that a caveman would sport if they had a large supply of mousse in the paleozoic area. Then as I scrolled downward naughty thoughts immediately popped into my head and I am betting that Reese Witherspoon asked him to wear that getup home a few times.
It’s like ugly married hot and this was the result. Either way….I’d hit that.
What Others Said:
- Back Set Cuddler- “Has anyone else noticed that Gyllenhaal is white, not Persian?”
- Defamer- “Can’t he just lay down a few takes and move on to his Namath-playing dreams before the next decade? Who’s Donnie Darko gotta screw around here to get a same-year wrap-and-release?”
Topics: Celebrity Couples, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Wired Gossip, Wired Movies, Wired WTF |
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