Here we have Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless and a bit hairy for his new movie “Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.”

It is confusing to my sensitive man-dar. The shaggy hair is something that a caveman would sport if they had a large supply of mousse in the paleozoic area. Then as I scrolled downward naughty thoughts immediately popped into my head and I am betting that Reese Witherspoon asked him to wear that getup home a few times.

It’s like ugly married hot and this was the result. Either way….I’d hit that.

What Others Said:

• Back Set Cuddler- “Has anyone else noticed that Gyllenhaal is white, not Persian?”
• Defamer- “Can’t he just lay down a few takes and move on to his Namath-playing dreams before the next decade? Who’s Donnie Darko gotta screw around here to get a same-year wrap-and-release?”

[Just Jared]