Our eagle eyed friends at Celebitchy have the latest on what is possible swirling with Hottie McNaughty-pants Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Blah-Blah Cornish. According to rumors the are secretly engaged and secretly living together and have secret babies. Ok, maybe not secret babies, but it would certainly be scandalous and interesting.

Remember this is from the print rag mag of National Inquirer.

Ryan and Abbie Cornish are planning to get married, the Enquirer has learned. But there’s already trouble in paradise – she’s furious that he’s delaying the public announcement of their engagement…

Still bothered by the sharp criticism he received when his home-wrecking affair with Abbie was discovered, Ryan is now afraid that the public will judge him harshly for getting married so soon after his divorce, which was finalized on June 12.

“Abbie is fed up with Ryan constantly trying to cover up their relationship,” revealed a pal.

“Two months ago he finally agreed to make a public appearance with her, but she had to fight just to do that.”

Abbie, 25, has moved into the $7 million, 8,300 square foot Hollywood Hills house that 33 year-old Ryan bought in June, sources say. And she spends time with Ryan and Reese’s kids – Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.

“Abbie’s been very understanding and has played along with Ryan’s secrecy for nearly two years, but now she’s lost her patience and it’s causing a lot of tension and arguing,” said the pal.

Ryan is pleading with Abbie to give him more time.

I am pretty sure this is about as plausible as them asking me to sing “Secret Lovers” at their reception. So the bitch wore a ring on her wedding finger. Big fat hairy deal. It looks pretty faux to me. I could find that shiz in my old Pretty, Pretty Princess game.