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Eww…Eva Longoria Baby Bound
By Cara | August 14, 2008
This is almost as bad as Paris Hilton wanting to procreate. Eva Longoria wants a baby and she wants one pronto! Eva’s “Desperate Housewives” slave revealed that she is demanding offspring from current husband Tony Parker.
“Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker,” Desperate Housewives’ creator and executive producer Marc Cherry told Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
“After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call,” he added.
Really? She used her boss to pimp her baby story? Then her boss went and shilled the show on top of whoring out Longoria’s uterus! I think that this bitch might out-whore those Kardashians I love so much. (Seriously, I love them! Especially Khloe, but that is another subject entirely.)
Parker even wants lots of babies. We’re doomed.
“That would be even better than my NBA titles, even if I don’t compare private life and sports,” he said. “Eva talks to me about it all the time. I’d like to have girls, because I come from a world of boys.”
Let’s pray that someone distracts her with a puppy or something.
What Others Said:
- Dlisted- “You better believe that if she’s pregnant, she’s going to sell everything. EVERYTHING. She’s going to sell the baby announcement, the ultrasound pictures, her placenta, the umbilical cord and limited-edition jars of her amniotic fluid.”
- A Socialite’s Life- “Dude, you do not want girls with that woman. Can you imagine the high maintenance horror shows those dames would be? Daddy, fetch my mink onesie, immediately!”
Topics: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Eva Longoria, Wired Gossip, Wired Television, Wired WTF |
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