Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are getting married this weekend. I know! This is wonderful news. The happy couple are having a small ceremony very intimate with just family and a few close friends. Maybe just a photographer or two if they can’t ditch them. Cause you know the paparazzi will be all over this thing. Plus come on you want to see the photos too, it can’t be just me. This has gotta be the first same-sex marriage of two celebrities. Way to go Ellen!

“Planning a wedding is very stressful. It’s crazy. My gardener is now invited.” DeGeneres joked “But it’s a “small, intimate ceremony”

Who will wear the bridal gown or gowns? Can’t really see Ellen in a dress let alone a gown. She is more of a tux kinda gal with a nice little boutonnière in the buttonhole.

This is great news for Lindsay Lohan and her Samantha! October is now open for a beautiful fall wedding. They can pledge their undying devotion and fight for civil rights and make a mint on pictures! It is a triple play!

Ellen we wish you and Portia all the best and a long and happy life. Lesbians rock.

[TheEvilBeet]