Paul Abdul is like the ultimate drunk. Now, she has someone to help baby sit her and explain that they can’t interrupt live tv so she can go get some French toast. Kara DioGuardi has joined the judges panel for American Idol. She will be a part of everything from the tryouts to the final show.

Paula’s gin soaked carcass spoke with John Jay and Rich on their radio show this morning. Of course she was tanked and stumbling over words. When asked about the addition to the judges table she rambled off some PC rehearsed answers stating how this is going to be a great dynamic. Then she lets her unrehearsed dialogue spew out.

“I am concerned about the audience and acceptance and uh…we’ll see. It takes the fun out of all the hard work I do to try and get these kids through.”

You know she is pissed because she is still trying to score her some Simon and now she has a replacement lined up who is sober. This news also spreads that rumor. Abdul is said to be on her way out as a judge for Idol.

I sincerely hope not because that Vicodin piñata is the only reason I watch.

[MTV]