“It’s Complicated” has been axed from the E! network. It is about damn time. As much as I enjoyed watching Denise Richards torture her father with bikini waxes for half an hour, this piece of realty crap will not be missed. The show was looking for “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” press but got little attention because of two reasons. One- No one cares about Denise’s grooming rituals or spare time spent net scouring for niblets on what the media is up to. Two- I have yet to get my refund of the lost part of my soul after watching that asinine excuse for entertainment. There is a clip of a baby panda sneezing on Youtube that my time is better spent watching.

“The numbers started out pretty good – just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. ”

Now that her ex husband and nemesis Charlie Sheen has knocked up his new wife we should put Denise on suicide watch. Then again….I am sure she will be busy writing letter of apology to that editor she pissed off and will be begging for some PR.

Seriously, to prove my point I have given you the gift of the sneezing baby panda.

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