Start the count down to the Romo-Simpson breakup. Jessica went and declared her undying love for Tony Romo….to People magazine.

This dumb bitch just doesn’t learn. Kinda like a puppy that keeps wizzing on the carpet no matter how many times you rub it’s nose it in. Simpson made the cover of the magazine because Michael Phelps is busy humping anything that has breasts and a heart beat. So to make it worth reading, she once again opens her mouth and releases stupid.

“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life,’ ” she confesses in the latest cover story. “I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

Ummm….didn’t you say it to half the football team, Nick Lachey, John Mayer and Adam Levine? Whateves. I am guessing this time next month she will be back on a cover with the title “I Hated Football Anyway…That is the Game Where They Wear Funny Hats in a Pool Right?”

The entire interview seemed centered around men she has let ride her tilt-o-whirl. When asked about John Mayer she came up with some PC bullshiz.

“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”

It would have been way hotter if she said, “”I had to regain self-esteem and a prescription for penicillin.”

[People]