The seventh sign of the apocalypse has arrived. Sorry, I mean… Hey Clay Aiken has given birth! Well, not Clay but his roommate/baby momma has.

Gayken made with the little swimmers in a cup and his 50 year old roommate Jaymes Foster [who is female] used them up! Now if you are done barfing back to the story.

Jaymes and Aiken welcomed Parker Foster Aiken in to the world at 8:08 this morning. This isn’t 666 but 8-8-08 at 8:08 this morning has gotta mean something. Parker weighed in at 6 pounds 2 ounces. His future will no doubt entail confusion and shrink bills.

Aiken’s mother Faye tells us that the baby has dark hair and that Clay has never stopped his ear-to-ear smile. Mom dad and little Parker are all fine by the way.

Clay and baby momma Jaymes have not only produced Parker together but will raise him together. Just like Foster produced several of his albums. Both claim this is not a romantic relationship just friends. Should we be looking for a star in the east?

[Wral]