Does this dumb bitch ever shut her pork whole? Someone needs to take her speaking privileges away and ban her ass from typing anything.

In an effort to try and outsmart Paris Hilton, Brooke Hogan tried to blog her political thoughts.

“Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information,” Brooke wrote. “I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!’ …SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”

It is beyond incomprehensible that someone managed to make them selves look like a complete moron next to Paris Hilton. Who thinks that dragging yourself into a small smelly box that thousands of people have farted in after waiting in line for hours is hot? Tell me o’ Yoda of Silicon….how is that “cool” and appealing?

Then the ungrateful ho goes and bitches about press.

“Seriously. ———Second of all. Thank you to the people who support me in my comments against the press. they really are stupid and report false news for the mean green. I feel bad for YOU guys. They are teaching our young generation how to be catty.”

Along with the fact that her hypocrisy knows no bounds, she says the media is teaching kids to be catty while in the same rant she gets bitchy with Paris Hilton. And Really? Please don’t feel bad. Because every time you open your mouth and stupid falls out…..I get to collect a paycheck and go buy shoes. So thanks for the Cavalli pumps!

Errr…I mean donate it to sick and hungry children. Yeah…to kids. Oh, who am I kidding. I’ll be honest…the children can find strength in how great my calves look in those Cavalli pumps.

What Others Said:

• Hecklerspray: “But then you do have to remember this is the same Brooke Hogan that said Hillary Clinton shouldn’t run for the US presidency as she would be too ‘emotional’ and ‘crazy’ thanks to PMS and menopause. While we won’t argue with the sentiment, she is clearly talking bum.”
• Celebitchy: “Brooke Hogan, you are stupid. You at least seem to know this. But sadly you are too stupid to understand that your level of stupidity is not normal. You are uniquely stupid.”

[Fox News]