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Aniston’s Ultimatum
By Cara | August 6, 2008
Oh Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer. Poor delusional and naïve Jennifer Aniston. She has been laboring under the idea that John Mayer is the marrying type and not at all fickle. After months of dating, she is ready to settle down again and start cranking out children to live vicariously through. Angelina Jolie already has 6 descendants of which three have come from her steel plated vagina. Time to get cracking!
She broke rule number one when it comes to furthering a relationship…the dreaded ultimatum. (This is only acceptable when large quantities of booze or drugs are involved. For example…it’s me or the Courvoisier!) Despite rumors that Courtney Cox is set to be the matron of honor and her daughter Coco is flower girl ready, there won’t be a wedding any time soon.
After she arrived at 2am at the Peninsula Hotel bar in the Windy City, security got rid of all the other guests so that John, 30, and Jen, 39, could dine alone together and have a serious heart-to-heart chat about their future.
‘It was crunch time,’ a source close to the couple tells Now.
‘Jen’s told him she wants him to move into her £7.5 million Hollywood home once the tour ends [on 31 August], but John’s told her that, while he’s not against it in principle, they have to give it time.’
Girl, if you have threaten someone into marrying you…best bet it won’t last.
Topics: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Weddings, John Mayer, Wired Gossip |
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