Scarlett Johansson doesn’t give a crap about Angelina Jolie crapping out her twins or Ashley Kauffman surfacing to raise a ruckus for the Lohan family. She is marrying Ryan Reynolds. That means 24/7 of yummy man meat.

During her interview with Cosmopolitan she talks about only being with one man for the rest of her life. She told the magazine that she is a one-man kind of lady stating, “Ummm…yeah…like…monogamy is hard work and stuff!”

Ok, so maybe she was a bit more eloquent according to Cosmo.

“I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. … Monogamy can be hard work for some people. I don’t think it applies to everybody, and I don’t think a lot of people can do it.”

Translation everyone is slutty but me.

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