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Nick Hogan Goes to Adult Jail
By Karen | July 23, 2008
Nick Bollea AKA as Hulk Hogan’s kid turns 18 Sunday. Now some good things can happen when you are 18 this I am not so sure about. Nick is going to adult jail. Yep he is going from Pinellas County Jail for juveniles to an adult facility until his scheduled release this October.
This is an open dormitory type of setting there he will be in close contact with other bad boys. Hmmm… sounds like a made for TV B movie in the making. That is if some buzz kill judge doesn’t save his now legal ass and keeps him on the juvi side of the law.
I am sure Brooke is sneaking him a shiv hidden in a birthday cake. It could come in really handy on Sunday night after lights out. I am sure there are at least one or two brother inmates that would love to give you a birthday spanking. He might as well walk in there wearing a cone bra and singing “Like a Virgin.”
What Others Said:
- The Superficial- “If Nick’s lucky, he remembered some wrestling moves his dad taught him. Particularly the “Take Lots of Roids to Shrink your Nuts” maneuver. I don’t exactly know how that’ll prevent the butt sex, but I’ve completely tapped all my interest in Nick’s well being. So, who wants donuts?”
- Dlisted- “I would say “don’t drop the soap,” but who uses soap anymore? Don’t drop the body wash, Nick!”
[TMZ]
Topics: Celebrity Crime, Hulk Hogan, Wired Gossip |
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