Mischa Barton is the new face for Tyrone panties!
Ok seriously now… is this a brand that Family Dollar carries? Perhaps it’s K-Mart? Whichever it is… how completely embarrassing for Mischa.
“On my way to work I pass a 99 cents store every day, and I go in often because I’m ghetto and will buy bootleg Windex and brooms. So I’m going through the aisle and I see that this store sells everything, the kitchen sink, your moms, and panties. Below is the picture of the panties they are selling. I’m pretty sure Mischa Barton doesn’t want you to know she’s hawking 99 cent store panties.”
This is what happens folks, throw away your career over poor dating choices, business decisions and drugs.
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