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Mischa Barton Panties Only .99 Cents!

Mischa Barton is the new face for Tyrone panties!

Mischa Barton Panties Only .99 Cents - Photo

Ok seriously now… is this a brand that Family Dollar carries? Perhaps it’s K-Mart? Whichever it is… how completely embarrassing for Mischa.

A Dlisted reader says,

“On my way to work I pass a 99 cents store every day, and I go in often because I’m ghetto and will buy bootleg Windex and brooms. So I’m going through the aisle and I see that this store sells everything, the kitchen sink, your moms, and panties. Below is the picture of the panties they are selling. I’m pretty sure Mischa Barton doesn’t want you to know she’s hawking 99 cent store panties.”

This is what happens folks, throw away your career over poor dating choices, business decisions and drugs.


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Liz | July 7th, 2008

Is it just me, or do the panties she’s wearing appear to be unrelated to the panties in the package?

Theory: The same company who produces these discount panties also produces “regular” panties sold in your higher-end stores, such as Target. Mischa Barton posed for them, basically signing the photographs off to be used for whatever the hell they wanted. This is the result.

I doubt she was deliberately hawking dollar-store panties, but that’s just me. They don’t use her name or anything, which makes me think it’s not a specific endorsement.

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UC | July 27th, 2011

I’d like some of those panties, except not cotton, I prefer nylon or satin.

Mischa Barton | August 24th, 2013

It’s old panties I’ve thrown out all panties were worn farted in & so forth & so on by me Mischa Barton