Little Levi McConaughey makes his first magazine cover and makes Daddy Matthew McConaughey some cash. And just like his grease ball father the kid is not wearing a shirt. Aww

“We found a great rhythm,” Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Sounds like daddy had a toke or ten of his special medicine before the trip to the hospital. Typical man dancing around while the woman is in pain and working.

“I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila]. It was neat to find out what the sex was because we didn’t have the doctor tell us beforehand. I’ve pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing. This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are.”

Thank heavens Matt had a boy because it is harder for a girl to get by never wearing a shirt. As for the baby being cooler than Matt, not a problem he already is.

“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

Did he really say “Let’s handle this”? Oh please what did he do, walk around bragging about how his baby momma was drug free and he did some push ups and play with his hair? Who the hell has a DJ at a birth?! Yes, this is all about Matthew forget that Camila Alves just pushed out a 7lb 4oz person out of her body. Matthew can DJ!

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