Never thought I would feel sorry for Lindsey Lohan, she seems to be such a waste of skin. But I gotta admit she has my sympathies in the parents department. Daddy Lohan AKA Michael Lohan , 48, has stepped in dog crap again. A woman Kristi Kauffman claims that Michael is the father of her 13 year old daughter Ashley Kauffman. This all is supposed to have happened while Mike and ex-wife Dina were on a “break”. Shades of Ross and Rachel on “Friends.”

“He was supposed to take a paternity test seven years ago, but he disappeared off the face of the earth,” Kauffman claims. “I just want this to be resolved and the truth to be told.”

“We were together in July of ’94. I think it was just before The Parent Trap came out because that’s when Dina and I were separated,” Michael claims. “[Kristi] left me and went to Houston, Texas, and she met a guy she lived with there for a year

Where is Maury and his paternity tests when ya need him? Not to worry they got a paternity test and it will be ready in 10-12 days, this should scare the socks off this kid. Can you imagine having Old Mike for a Daddy? If he is proven to be the father of this poor child, he does promise to “make good” and meet with her face to face. Mike also promised Kauffman a massage therapist, that he would “do for Ashley what he did for Lindsay’s career, the whole thing” but has since had second thoughts.

Just to show what a stand up guy he is: “If the test is found to be negative she’s gonna be sued for libel and defamation,” he told the Post. Oh, before I forget… Mike found out about Ashley while he was in prison serving time for a DUI and some other charges in 2005.

“She said she wants her daughter to have a relationship with my kids – especially Lindsay and Ali – and that’s pretty sick,” Lohan said. Yeah, wanting to meet your sisters that is pretty nasty.

Judging by these Ashley Lohan photos, she looks like a sweet kid. Grow up and face your responsibilities!