Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren are now the proud parents of a $1.5 million dollar baby. Yes folks Honor Marie Warren will be better known as the latest celeb-u-spawn to grace a magazine cover. OK! Magazine is now the owner of Honors photos. They not only get this shot they also get one other “event” like Christmas or Thanksgiving something along those lines.

Alba rarely smiles in pictures and now we know why. Her kid’s pictures were only worth $1.5 million. I mean seriously Matthew McConaughey got $3 million for little Bongo’s I mean Levi’s pictures and she get half that? Honor needs a better pimp!

Alba should talk to Angelina Jolie she got $16 million for her soon to be born twins. They could compare notes about pimp styles and Alba could get a few tips on how to make money out of your kids.

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