Just when I thought the world had rid itself of the phenomenon that is untalented and unattractive celebruspawn, Rumer Willis is back!

I’m always up for seeing a nice set, but Rumer Willis’ tater tits are where I draw the line.  I’m trying to look at the head, but my eyes are drawn to the sad hackey sacks on her chest.

As for that poor hound, the fear is palpable but understandable.  If I were in the proximity of tits that could thwack me in the head and render me unconscious, I’d be scared too. 

Source: [Daily Mail - Rumer's Fashion Faux Pas]