Brigitte Nielsen, Flavor Flav’s former romantic interest and Danish Amazon woman, under went live televised liposuction, removing liters of fat from her thighs in a four part live reality show televised in Germany in effort to retain her youth and pose in a nude spread similar to the one she did twenty years ago in Playboy.

AND, because Brigitte is a giver, she will attempt to sell her suctioned fat on the internet in the name of charity.

I’m having trouble understanding whether she is delusional because she thinks four liters of fat is going to sell online or if she’s delusional because she thinks any one wants to see her leather bags spread naked in Playboy. Either way, broadcasting your surgery on a reality show is a pretty cheap way to make a buck and get free boobies, which will come later so stay tuned.

source: Sly Stallone’s ex-wife Brigitte Nielsen has a boob job – live on German TV [daily mail]