Angelina Jolie Has Given Birth UPDATED
The Russian Bear hunts at dawn! I am guessing that was the code to be used to confirm that Angelina Jolie has given birth. Possibly. This may be another false alarm thanks to a money hungry whore in France or something of that nature.
According to a French magazine, Closer, Jolie gave birth today (Tuesday) after going into labor on the 30th. Her labor started on Monday night. She then gave birth in a French hospital. I don’t speak much French except for what Christina Aguilera and Pink taught me via Lady Marmalade. So, if you are a fluent in the language translate it for us!
Congrats to the newest addition to the rainbow coalition! The Jolie-Pitt twins have cometh!
UPDATE: According to the Associated Press Jolie HAS NOT given birth. She is currently in the hospital now.
“Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, says Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said the actress’ admittance to the hospital’s maternity wing had been planned for some time.
Bauer said Jolie will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth. She said Jolie was admitted so she could be kept under surveillance and not to give birth immediately.”











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Hey gossip girl! She entered the hospital for bedrest and close observation, no twins yet, no babies born.
Maybe you should learn French ;P