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Andy Dick Arrested for Sexual Battery
By Karen | July 16, 2008
File this one under nasty! Andy Dick [the name says it all] was arrested around 1 am this morning in front of Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in Murrieta. The supposed funny man was arrested for allegedly groping a 17 year old girl’s breasts and pulling down her top. Shudder! Dick was charged with Suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. Bail has been set for $5,000 like anyone with that kinda cash lying around is gonna bother with Dick.
Dick [the name is so apropos] was in that Will Farrell movie Old School. I think he did a really old sit-com with Brooke Shields did Suddenly Susan too. He is just a gross little man going out of his way to get publicity. Hope he makes a lot on new friends in the joint.
Now I don’t know about the rest of you but I am shocked! Yes shocked! I totally thought he was gay! I know! Oh tell me you didn’t with a straight face. I would like to take this time right now to apologize to all my gay friends.
[TMZ]
Topics: Brooke Shields, Celebrity Crime, Will Farrell, Wired Gossip, Wired Movies, Wired Television |
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