Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had made plans to renew their vows in a gaudy and lavish display in the Bahamas. Well they are rethinking this because no one will pony up the money for a million Hello Kitty stickers and loads of pepto bismal pink tulle.

“The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle….Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested,” says an insider.

Come now Mariah did we learn nothing from Star Jones? The marriage probably won’t last long enough for you to plan this multi million dollar wedding. If you want a fairy tale wedding you should have to fund it yourself. I can just see the toasts now…”I would like to thank Kotex for supplying the paper products and Trojan for all the pretty balloons!”

The 38-year-old singer and her 27-year-old hubby have been spending their first few millions in marriage by spending her hard-earned cash on Nick…I mean each other. I can just see Nick dancing around in his man panties singing “I’ve got a golden ticket” at the top of his squeaky voice.

[PopCrunch]