Awww…she is still talking about her Full House glory days. It is good to know she knows where her street-cred lies. Mary-Kate Olsen went on David Letterman to pimp her latest project. She talked about her new film, “The Wackness,” and making out old balls Ben Kingsley. Olsen said it was like kissing Gandhi. (BWHAHA!)

David then dabbles in the subject of her panty-less peers. Which leads to a suggestion of wearing underwear and keeping your noonie covered. When it came to the subject of media whores, Spencer Pratt came up. She didn’t exactly have warm tender feelings.

David Letterman: “Don’t you think he is a little wormy?”
Mary Kate Olsen: “Yeah. He used to play on the soccer team for um…high school.”
David Letterman: “That guy on the soccer team?”
Olsen: “He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach! ”
Letterman: “Oh, a bad temper on the soccer field?”
Olsen: “Yeah, yeah. He walked out on a few games.”
Letterman: “He did what?!”
Olsen: “Walk off the field. He was like, “me or the coach!”
Letterman: “Were you friends with the guy?”
Olsen: “No.”
Letterman: “I’m surprised about the soccer because looking at the guy, he looks like he has never broken a sweat.”
Olsen: “Oh my God, yeah! That brings up stories! I don‘t know if I should talk about them.”
Letterman: “Lets hear one! Lets go!”
Olsen: “The Wackness is a great film!” (laughs)
Letterman: “How does he get to be so oily at that age?”
Olsen: “It is a mystery to me.”

Hmmm…I really do want to know how he gets so oily? Does it make him faster? More of an aerodynamic asshat?

What Others Said:

The Superficial- “While I’m not surprised that Spencer Pratt is universally looked upon as Hollywood’s shit stain, I’m extremely amazed at how normal Mary-Kate Olsen appears.”

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