Apparently there are message boards devoted to Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian status. People claiming to know Samantha Ronson and Lindsay are having a heated discussion as to why Lohan is so deep in the closet she is finding Christmas presents.

“FYI people, LL has been closeted in La La landed for a few years now. In fact, since she was around 19. That’s also when she started to get fucked up. there have been women before Sam. 3 that I can think of off the top of my head. Semel, Demme, and Heidi Cortez. and perhaps others who were never made public…”

According to another reader is that after Lindsay dumped Wilmer, she came out and told her mother she was into chics. Crazy Dina Lohan told her she was just going through a phase and to keep it a heavily guarded secret.

Meanwhile, Lindsay has been entertaining Ronson on the set of “Labor Pains.” The two embraced happy to see other. Completely normal, but Samantha’s brother has stated his approval of Lohan.

“My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?” he said.

So she is a donut bumper. Big hairy deal.

[Queerty]