I couldn’t have wished for anything better! John Mayer, who is currently bedding Jennifer Aniston before he finds her droll and tosses her aside, may retire early. Currently he is on his summer tour and so deep in the closet he is finding old Christmas presents. During his European jaunt of the tour he stated that he feels like he is done.

“I’m not sure when I’ll come back with another record. I feel like I’ve done everything I can do with this set of tools.”

Yes, you are a toolbox John Mayer.

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