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Jessica Simpson Pissed Off PETA
By Cara | June 17, 2008
This dumb bitch can’t even go to McDonalds and get herself a Big Mac without doing something idiotic. Jessica Simpson loves her some beef and decided to voice that via a t-shirt. (Which is very “Team Angelina” of her by the way.) Nothing wrong with that, but PETA is scathing mad because they feel that eating meat will destroy the Earth with breast cancer and cellulite while simultaneously starving children and abusing animals.
“For a gal who’s best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I’m gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I’m glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead … ya know, since she’s so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.”
Top 5 reasons why only “stupid girls brag about eating meat.”
1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
2. Real girls don’t support animal abuse
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth
4. Meat will make you fat
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids
The other reasoning behind the top that has distracted the pro-animal rights group is Carrie Underwood. The even eager “sources” that are “close to Simpson” have squealed that Jessica is taking a dig at Carrie and her vegetarian ways.
“Jess is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie,” says the insider. “She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart.”
Bitch please. Tony Romo’s heart currently lies just above his testicles. He likes Jess and that the fact that he can distract her with flashlight.
What Others Said:
- Dlisted- “And all this meat talk has me craving a juicy steak with a tall glass of hamburger juice.”
- The Superficial- “PETA left out these other pitfalls of being a carnivore that warrant your attention. What can I say? I’m a helper:
1. Meat will cause the Lifetime channel to go off the air. Or, at the very least, cancel Army Wives.”
[PETA]
Topics: Carrie Underwood, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Crime, Jessica Simpson, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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June 17th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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June 17th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
way to go Jessica! Love the shirt! Where can I get one?
June 18th, 2008 at 10:33 am
!Real girls eat meat!? ‘REAL GIRLS’ have enough guts to watch a video of how ‘meat’ gets to their plate. Jessica Simpson can’t tell the difference between chicken and tuna. She’s giving advice on food? Animals suffer enough, without having dumb blonds ecouraging more killing. Honestly, her accountant must be having a ball ripping her off. Like she’d ever know.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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