Jessica Alba’s brother Josh is thrilled to bits to be an uncle to little Honor Marie. He says that Cash Warren and sister Jessica will be good parents and that Cash “is one of the happiest men alive right now”.

“I’m ecstatic!” Josh, 25, said Monday, two days after the birth. “I have seen her, and she is very beautiful.”

Come on people what did you expect with two drop dead gorgeous parents? The Latina version of Shrek? As names go Honor is not bad, sure is better than “Cash”. That can not be his real name can it? If it is I assume his Mom lost a bet.

After recently bitching about the fact that no one really wants to shill out cash to score the first baby photo, Us Weekly, OK! And People have all ponied up. Rumor has it that Jessica and Cash are currently “in talks” to pimp their daughter.

“Celebrity insiders for MSNBC say Jessica is currently in talks with a number of magazines who are interested in photographing little Honor for the glossy pages of their tab, but it is US Weekly, OK! Weekly, and People Magazine who have emerged as the likeliest contenders to close the deal.”

They should have just named her Honor Cash Cow Jr. and been honest.

[HolyTaco]