Linda Hogan was stalking her “stalker” the other day and called 911. Long story short, since she has been robbing cradles and divorcing Hulk Hogan’s old man banana hammock the two have been to court and a restraining order has been put in place. Linda, being overcome with peroxide fumes, saw Hogan driving by her house, so she decided to follow him while on her cell with 911.

It took her rambling on for what seemed like an eternity to get to a point, but she told the operator that she was following the Hulk in his yellow charger and you just know the operator had her on speaker phone and was rallying his friends around to hear the stupid flowing from her mouth.

“The idea of the injunction is to keep you two separated to keep you safe,” the 911 operator tells her. “Ma’am, ma’am–stop following him!”

The Hulk was probably driving by to steal the newspaper or he was on his way to get some more neon yellow thongs. This shiz was settled on June 2nd with no charges being filed. Tax dollars well spent.

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[LA Times]