I am starting to think that David Beckham is a dick. Back in November Beckham snubbed a girl who was dying of leukemia. His handlers wouldn’t let him stop to sign a few autographs or take a picture of the girl who waited hours to meet him was left in tears. This time a boy who idolizes the star and was scheduled to meet him, was snubbed because someone dropped the ball.

The Kelly family had shilled out $7,000 for the their son‘s birthday. They won a charity auction that included round trip flights, two nights at an L.A. hotel, two VIP seats at the Galaxy game and a meet and greet with David Beckham.

The Kellys were scheduled to leave last Friday. But, Kelly says, she got a call Tuesday from Darren Brown at Charity Sports Auctions, which sold the package to Charley’s Fund, saying it was canceled. “They told me there was a breach of security and David’s not doing it,” Kelly told Page Six.

She has not been refunded her money, and neither has her sister, Diane, who bought the same $7,000 package for her 13-year-old son. “They’re keeping us in the dark,” said Kelly. “Conor is heartbroken. He said, ‘Doesn’t Beckham know it’s my birthday present?’ He is my son’s hero.”

Seriously? The kid’s birthday was ruined by “a breach of security.” What the hell kind of breach of security would a 13 year old boy be? You know Victoria Beckham had a purse emergency or some shiz. To add insult to injury, the idiot behind ACE is putting his foot in his mouth.

Brown told us Charity Sports Auctions got the Beckham package from the LA-based entertainment group ACE. Max Soto, the president of ACE, told Page Six the event has just “been postponed,” adding, “It was never intended to be promoted on David alone. There were internal issues.”

WTF? I can hear the crap falling out of this guys mouth and hitting the floor…. “It was never intended to be promoted on David alone.” What dumb ass would spend $7,000 on round trip flights, two nights at an L.A. hotel and crappy seats at a soccer game? I believe the whole point of the package is to meet Beckham…asshat.

Beckham’s agent says that he would never snub a charity event and someone else funked up. Either way it is going to take more than a fruit basket to fix this. However, I would still chase him around with my panties around my ankles.

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