I am guessing the feeling isn’t mutual. Billy Bob Thorton is after his old flame. Now that Angelina Jolie is on the arm of Brad Pitt, Billy Bob is missing his sweet (albeit) creepy lovin’. She is currently carrying the Jolie-Pitt twins, but Thorton is insistent that it is only a matter of time before she will be knocking on his door again.

“She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time.”

That is a brave assumption. Being that they are not even married and are cranking out kids like their lives depend on it, I don’t think it will be any time soon. After the Jolie-Thorton marriage ended in 2003 because she felt they “had nothing in common.” (Sans escapades that involved a trapeze, jumper cables and a midget named Twinkie.) He insists that he isn’t sitting around waiting by the phone for Jolie to “wake up.”

“Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses, though?”

With 6 kids, I am guessing Billy couldn’t stand waking up one her members of her rainbow nation sticking toys up his nose and demanding organic oatmeal and juice.

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