Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Break Up
Awww, say it ain’t so boo! Jennifer Garner is fantastic. Love her to pieces. So what if she married Ben Affleck who was once the hotness. (You know the days, before he was licking Jennifer Lopez’s ass on that big boat for that stupid video.) Now he is a bit frumpy and had his will to live broken by J.Lo, but anyone who is willing to slum it in a Kevin Smith film is awesome to me.
Despite what seems like rainbows and flying ponies sources close to the couple claim their marriage is crumbling.
“Those who know the former Alias star well insist Ben’s mama has never particularly cared for the gal who broke Michael Vartan’s heart to hook up with Benny-Boy in the first place.”
Oooo….sounds like attack of the in-laws. I too suffered from the mother in-law from hell. I lovingly call her Jabberwocky to this very day. While Ben’s PR team is pooing on the notion that they are splitting up, E Online’s Ted Casablanca insists his sources are legit.
“Really? Interesting, as it’s from the same bull-pooping peeps who originally told me Ms. G was moving from Vartan to Affleck, the fickle little femme.”
Being that it is Garner, I will keep my snark aimed at the possible meddling mother in-law because I am bitter about the Jabberwocky….and my thighs. Stupid judgey-wudgey mothers.
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Honey bun, check the spelling baby, if you’re gonna call your momzy in law a name…
http://jabbawockeez.com/
I hope that this is not true! If Jen does have a mother-in-law who hasn’t accepted her since Jen broke one guys heart to follow her own? Mrs. Mom Affleck can just suck baloots. I’d hope that once the mom realized that Ben was in love and most certainly when Jen was pregnant she welcomed her with open arms and set bad feelings aside permanently. That is what any rational person would do.
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the story is false
You can’t blame Ben’s mom. Who would like a woman who got their son to commit by getting knocked up? Ben Affleck is well-known as a ladies’ man, and even his friend Kevin Smith talked about how cavalier Ben was towards Jen until she got pregnant (during the taping of his “Evening with Kevin Smith Part 3″). I don’t think Ben was ever truly in love; I think he made the best of a bad situation for the sake of his child and his own public image.
The story is fake.Like always .Ted Casablanca had the jones for Ben ever since Armaggedeon.He just wants Ben to himself
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I think it would be great if they broke up and she ended up with Michael Vartan because they ,are a great couple in alias and they just seem good together.
When I heard Jen pulled a nutty on Ben because their daughter had a playdate with Gwyneth Paltrow’s child – only because Ben used to date her and disallowed it again? Whoa, back the truck up. She breaks up her previous marriage and then suspects others of the same M.O.