Cambodian children warrior Angelina Jolie is in the market to make her own poo-fu juice. The fragrance manufacturer Coty is talks with Jolie to create an entire line of scents.

“Angelina wants a very strong input,” a source tells Britain’s The Mail. “She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her.”

So that would be a mixture of sweat, blood and hair products mixed with Jack Daniels and vanilla.

What Others Said:

• Dlisted- “Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie’s dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop.”

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