I am not sure who Mario Lopez performed sexual favors for at People, but he is the Hottest Bachelor according to the magazine. The guy prances around “A Chorus Line” and is a known douche bag and cheater extraordinaire. And he is what we have? This is our poster boy for impure thoughts?

The list also boasts asshats like Bret Michaels who’s need for peroxide and constant ego stroking are making me ill at the very thought of “dating” him. Then the turds from Gossip Girl are also on the list. What the hell kind of hottest bachelor list is this? Washed up z-listers mixed with sexually confused frat boys who discovered their love of Prada….no thanks.

• Dlisted- “What an illustrious list. The only tool they are missing is K-Fed.”
• Glitterati Gossip- “This list looks more “Single guys who would like someone to pay more attention to their career.” I wonder if there was a buy-in to make the list?”

[People]