Rachel Ray probably is a terrorist. Her awful clichés and annoying habits must be a tool to torture Americans who watch her program in effort to learn about cooking. However, her too tight tops and gigantic mouth would probably be the first thing jihad would rid the world of. The point? Thanks to wearing an ugly scarf, her commercials for Dunkin’ Donuts have been banned.

Her scarf apparently resembles a “keffiyeh” which symbolizes the “murderous Palestinian jihad.” (See how bad fashion can ruin your day and effect your surrounding world!) Michelle Malkin of Fox News pointed out the similarities in Rachel’s accessory and the symbolic terrorist adornment.

“Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.”

So, in effort to appease the uber-conservative, Dunkin’ Donuts has yanked the ad.

“In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial.”

Bitch please! Malkin is sitting at home examining commercials and tv for anything that might possibly offend Mrs. Butterworth or the Care Bears. Has anyone told her that Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants yet? Disney better be tapping Armani to get that bird some wide leg jeans.

[Boston]