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Paula Abdul Demonstrates Sobriety
By Cara | May 2, 2008
I can’t help it. Paula Abdul drunk off her ass is like one of those photos you stare for hours before suddenly seeing a sailboat.
After denying that she was completely hammered after her American Idol stupor, Abdul attended an event in LA for Lupus.
She is like one of those carnival side shows where you have to guess how many appletinis she had to win a key chain.
What Others Said:
- Dlisted: “That’s exactly the face I make while staring in awe at McDonald’s menu after ten too many coffeetinis.”
- Simon Cowell- “[It’s the result of] mild innate musical star bubble-headed stupidity and more than several pre-show Strawberry Margaritas, not always in that order.”
Topics: American Idol, Celebrity Rehab, Paula Abdul, Wired Gossip, Wired Music, Wired Television |
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2 Responses to “Paula Abdul Demonstrates Sobriety”
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May 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Paula is so lowdown in the downtown.
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
What’s with the man hands?