Letterman had the possible future President on his dribble of a nightly show. Barack Obama scares me with his knowledge of “The Hills.” Regardless, Barack Obama has promised to end the feud between the two bitches on the show. I, personally, will hold him to that. He might be the freaking President. He could totally have them wacked.

I have to agree with my fellow bloggers when I say that the future leader of our nation should not be calling up fellow senators up for a “Hills” marathon. I can just picture him calling up Charles Schmer and Barbara Boxer to and inviting them for apple mojitos, crying when Heidi and Spencer fake fight and top the night off by dancing around in their nighties singing “Love is a Battlefield.”

[US Magazine]