Awwww! Kiki is sad. I am guessing seeing former hunk Jake Gyllenhaal with the lovely Reese Witherspoon isn’t easy. Nothing like finding happiness at the bottom of the bottle. You won’t find almost 6 feet of hairy man-god chiseled in muscle, but you will find drunkety goodness.

However, Kirsten Dunst insists she isn’t boozing it up or snorting blow like her female Hollywood counterparts. She is just super bummed.

“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,” Dunst tells me exclusively during a lunch break on All Good Things. “I went there for depression. “It was a good six months before I decided to go away,” Dunst says. “I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”

Kirsten is also pissed off about those who ask, “What the hell does she have to be depressed about?”

“We’re all in the same boat together,” she opines. “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

I should go easy on Dunst if it is true. Depression is no laughing matter. Lets all send Kiki buckets of money to console her. Oh, wait she already has that. Instead lets send her a dream career that enables her to work with stars like Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling. Damn…she has that too. How about a nanny to watch all those children that are jumping on her last string of sanity. Wait…what does this bitch have to be unhappy about?

[E Online]