Janice Dickenson has offended swine everywhere. The 53 year old gross out queen is slamming Kevin Federline and Tyra Banks. I am always up for a little K Fed bashing; he is such an easy target. First she went for Tyra. Tyra was seen carrying Dickinson’s book “No Lifeguard on Duty”. All about sex, drugs, incest, celebrity affairs and a nasty car wreck awhile ago. Flashing a torn-out magazine photo captioned that Banks was going to speak with young girls and give advice to them.

“And she’s using my book,” Dickinson fumed. “I mean, the thing looks so worn it’s like she’s been reading it on the toilet. It’s pathetic. Where’s her originality? Does she have no shame?” then she says that Federline “makes me sick. His earlobes are stretched out from all the diamonds he stole from Britney Spears. He’s a pig and a loser and I want to take him down.”

I am surprised that Dickinson can put two words together let alone a whole book. I don’t understand why she is so wigged out about her book. I think the toilet is the perfect place for it.

[EntertaninmentWise]