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Gwyneth Paltrow smiles and I get scared

Gwyneth Paltrow is smiling at the Ironman premiere. I probably don’t need to write much more than that because Gwynny cracking a funny face is so rare that it’s news enough.

Gwyneth Paltrow - Ironman Premiere

But can we talk about the pants suit? Let’s talk about the pants suit. Gwyneth has neither the chesticles nor the waisticles to carry this off. I want her to paint my house because, let’s be honest, that’s all this outfit is good for. That and maybe a Dexy’s Midnight Runners‘ video.

Source: [I don't like you in that way - Iron Man killed this weekend]

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