For all you masochists out there, here is a preview of Denise Richards’ new reality show. Personally I rather put cigarettes out on my tongue and be locked in a room with Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump and a rabid squirrel than watch it myself. In case you don’t want to subject your retinas to the torture here is what other poor saps have said….

• Crazy Days and Nights- “Well, when you have slept with as many people as Denise Richards has, it all gets kind of blurry.”
• Hollywood Grind- “Two things were obvious in the first 10 seconds, she can’t act, and there’s nothing interesting about Denise.”

[People]